Linux-Hams archive - April 1998: Re: RFC: Probing for info.

Re: RFC: Probing for info.

Kirk A Wolff (gqnlvyuv.ozixvh@emcobt.com)
Fri, 3 Apr 1998 23:21:23 -0600 (CST)


On Fri, 3 Apr 1998, David Pesticcio wrote:

>
> PS. TCP/IP over Morse Code, although it was a April fool joke. Sounds like
> a project to look at. Can someone convince me why its not feasable?

I think that it would be the greatest idea to impliment since Elmer's wood
glue on Rye Bread! The idea would catch fire like esbestos! It would be
as handy dandy as lead flotation jackets!

Lets go for it!

I am sick of all of these extra characters anyway. Lets rid ourselves of
8-bit code and rewire our microprocessors and memory to 5 or 10 bits!

I've personally been having thoughts of trying to impliment the pentium
processor by using pnuematics. I think pnuematics are truely the
technology of the future. I don't know why all of these engineers try to
confuse themselves with this 'quantum mechanics' garbage and trying to get
this electron from one place to another. That's all imaginary hogwash,
lets go to the tried and true: pnuematics and hydrualics.

Radios will be a thing of the past. Everyone will be able to use the
existing water supply in their houses to access their favorite movies!
With my new invention called: Motion Picture film carried by water pipes.
We can view our cousins in Nebraska with 'Motion picture film carried by
water videophone'!

Welcome back Victrola, Let me crank 'er up!

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